Caffeine Science

Caffeine: nature's way of saying 'try again.'

I'm not shaking. I'm just vibrating at caffeine frequency.

Caffeine doesn't give you energy. It borrows it from tomorrow.

My doctor said limit caffeine. I said limit bad advice.

Caffeine: the molecule that makes mornings legal.

I run on caffeine and questionable decisions.

Caffeine is my spirit animal.

Too much caffeine? There's no such thing, only not enough yet.

Caffeine: because sleep is for people without dreams.

My heart rate is just caffeine saying hello.

Caffeine — the original performance enhancer.

I don't have a caffeine problem. I have a solution.