Decaf Struggles

Decaf coffee is like a haunted house — looks real, disappoints everyone.

Decaf: the practical joke of the coffee world.

I drink decaf by mistake once a year. Still recovering.

Decaf is proof that hope can be misleading.

Why drink decaf? Just drink sadness directly.

Decaf coffee — for people who enjoy the smell of lies.

Decaf: coffee that gave up on its dreams.

Friends don't let friends drink decaf alone.

Decaf is what happens when coffee loses its purpose.

I ordered decaf once. My soul filed a complaint.

Decaf — because sleep apparently needs backup.

Decaf coffee: emotionally unavailable since forever.