Espresso Shots

Espresso yourself before you wreck yourself.

I like my coffee like I like my deadlines: short and intense.

Espresso: because anger management is expensive.

A yawn is a silent scream for espresso.

Life happens, espresso helps.

I'm not addicted to espresso. We're in a committed relationship.

Espresso: the shortest distance between groggy and dangerous.

My blood type is espresso positive.

Espresso — it's just coffee that believed in itself.

Behind every functioning adult is an empty espresso cup.

Espresso doesn't ask silly questions. Espresso understands.

I need espresso like plants need sunlight.