Instant Coffee

Instant coffee: for when hope is all you have.

Instant coffee isn't bad. It's just emotionally distant.

I drink instant coffee ironically. Very ironically.

Instant coffee — the microwave dinner of caffeine.

Instant coffee: fast, furious, and faintly disappointing.

Camping without instant coffee is just sitting in nature.

Instant coffee saved my life. My taste buds disagree.

Add hot water. Lower expectations. Enjoy anyway.

Instant coffee: proof that caffeine forgives everything.

I don't judge instant coffee. I judge people who judge it loudly.

Instant coffee is fine. You're fine. We're all fine.

Instant coffee — the hustle culture of beverages.