Monday Mornings

Monday: coffee's busiest day.

I don't hate Mondays. I hate them without coffee.

Monday coffee is survival, not preference.

Monday mood: pre-coffee zombie, post-coffee human.

Coffee is the only Monday motivation I accept.

Monday without coffee should be a federal crime.

I need Monday coffee like plants need rain.

Monday: when your weekend and your coffee run out together.

Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It makes Monday negotiable.

Monday meetings + no coffee = HR incident.

My Monday plan: coffee, coffee, survive, repeat.

Monday is just Sunday's hangover with obligations.