Morning Coffee

Good morning? Don't talk to me until cup three.

Morning coffee: because adulting is hard.

I wake up for coffee, not alarms.

Coffee: the reason mornings have a chance.

My morning routine: coffee, coffee, regret, more coffee.

Sunrise is just nature's way of saying 'brew time.'

I'm not a morning person. I'm a coffee person who happens to wake up early.

Morning without coffee is like a joke without a punchline.

The snooze button is just coffee procrastination.

I don't rise and shine. I brew and whine.

Coffee first. Questions later. Maybe never.

My bed and I broke up. Coffee picked up the pieces.