Coffee Snobs

It's not just coffee. It's a single-origin experience.

I don't drink coffee. I cup, sniff, and judge it.

Pour-over isn't a method. It's a lifestyle.

If you can't taste notes of blueberry, we can't be friends.

My grinder costs more than my car. No regrets.

Instant coffee? That's a hate crime in my house.

I only drink coffee from beans that had a better life than me.

French press or wrong press — there is no middle ground.

Coffee snob motto: if it's not fresh, it's not coffee.

I don't add sugar. I add disappointment to sweeten it.

Your Keurig and I need to have a serious talk.

I measure coffee in grams, not scoops. Amateur.