Office & Work

My productivity runs on coffee and mild panic.

Coffee breaks are just paid thinking sessions.

The office coffee is terrible. That's why we love it.

I don't gossip at work. I network over coffee.

Coffee: turning 'I quit' into 'let's discuss this' since forever.

My job description: attends meetings, drinks coffee, survives.

The coffee machine is the real HR department.

Coffee is my co-worker. The only reliable one.

Monday meetings should be illegal without coffee.

I measure work in cups, not hours.

Coffee break: corporate-approved zoning out.

The printer jams. The coffee doesn't. Priorities.